 "Anaconda" CLASS TANK (S)
|
 MISSILE CRAB (E)
|
| Okay,
it doesn't look much like a snake, but if you try telling
that to the gunners inside, you'll register pretty high
on metal detector tests pretty quickly, if you take the
meaning. Big tank, big bang. |
A
big pincer, two missile launchers and a crab the size of
a small house. You get a case of these crabs, and you'll
be doin' more than scratchin', buddy. |
 BARRAGE CRAFT (S)
|
 WAR MASTODON (E)
|
| You
get yourself a hover truck, you rip off that useless
'cargo' bit on the back (people can only ever be so much
fun as far as projectile weapons go), and you strap on a
killer-death ripple-volley, action-packed, 6-shot
mega-nasty missile launcher. Keep on truckin'! |
The
reappearance of this creature is due to an Ice
Age/Nuclear Winter similarity. It's an elephant with a
severe bikini line problem and an automatic gun on its
back for anyone who makes that joke. |
 AUTOCANNON TANK (S)
|
 BOMBARDIER BEETLE (E)
|
| The
rotational turret on this machine was designed by the
Grim Reaper himself. Doesn't go too fast, but anyone who
tries racing one loses in a very nasty way. |
The
only thing worse than a beetle that spurts globs of
abrasive, destructive and smelly chemicals out of its
bloated abdomen is a 20 foot long beetle that spurts
globs of abrasive, destructive and smelly chemicals out
of its bloated abdomen. Yucko. |
 4x4 PICKUP (S)
|
 PIT / GIANT SCORPION (E)
|
| A
quick vehicle for getting around town, picking up the
kids, doing a spot of shopping, and maybe blowing mutants
clean off the land with its 50 calibre machine gun.
|
So
you wake up from a nice night of camping and what do you
find in your sleeping bag? A 20 foot long scorpion with
enormous pincers and the ability to squirt highly
corrosive acid. Well, I suppose if you get drunk the
night before, anything can happen... |
